Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Bikers Ass is Pretty Much Over Till March


Been on the trainer indoors, and its not the same as being on the open road. Sure I can read on my iPad, or watch something on television, but there is not the motivational pull the the open road gives me.

Where else can you be where it is almost mandatory that you stare at a guys ass for hours upon hours. If you don't like the look of the ass in front of you, you could move forward, or drop back in the pelaton, the choice is yours. If the ass that you really would like to stare at for a while is faster than you, then you just have to pedal harder, and faster. Over all I think this is good motivation and everyone needs to think about getting out on a bike come early spring.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Zombie Apocalypse



So over the weekend I was catching up on a lot of stuff and came discovered that the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has a "Zombie Task Force." The idea behind this is that people, in general, are more scared of imaginary disasters, than real disasters, and will be better prepared. I also think this is because that real disasters are much slower in coming and can clearly be seen; were like a deer in headlights, unable or to stupid to move. Well anyway after I spent a few moments thinking about a zombie apocalypse, and what I would do, I finished up my back log of stuff and went on my merry way.

Then Sunday night "The Walking Dead" episode came on and opened up the zombie band-aid again for the weekend. One of the characters was / is pregnant and got me thinking about about how one would go about satisfying that need for sexual human contact after a zombie apocalypse starts. I['m guess that if people are thinking of sex it would be for procreation more so than for recreation, so would I disappear from the group to find some alone time to just jack one out in the wild.

This lead to my dream / nightmare, where I was sitting on a log in a quiet forest away from the other survivors of the zombie apocalypse, when I'm about to cum, and a zombie is right on top of me. My worst nightmare is to become a zombie with cum and lube on my cock, my pants down around my ankles, and having to be killed by a fellow survivor in a state like that. Maybe it's something from my childhood that playing with my cock is going to get me killed and humiliated after death. Dying while putting up a noble fight to a zombie is one thing, but to be caught with your pants down, masturbating something entirely different. The worst part would be that the zombie would probable eat or just rip off my cock.

So the best thing to do is to go to the cdcfoundation.org/zombies site get the preparation kit, and be prepared for those motherfuckers, and get them before they get you. You would also be prepared for all sorts of other disasters that are much more common if you followed these steps, so I think it's some sort of trick by the CDC to get people prepared, or maybe they know something that we don't.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Vespa



He almost makes a Vespa look as cool as a "hog." almost.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

By the Pool

Just really like this photo from the first time that I saw it. The diagonal of the pool edge, the deep blue of the pool color, then you throw in a naked guy and that's that.

On another note; I've been wondering about Porn and the so called scripts. When two guys make eye contact, weather across the room, the bed, or even the street, having them naked with erect cocks shortly after that is totally believable. The only totally unbelievable part that I can see is that one is going to be the bottom and one is going to be a top and how is that determined other than the director saying so before the start of the shoot. Cause I've been in a situation where the other guy said he was versatile, but as soon as I got my fingers near his ass, suddenly he becomes the top, and he knew that I was the top coming into the situation. As for porn, I don't know if there is a subtle body movement that lets a top know that the bottom is ready willing and on his back, though maybe legs spread ass showing is pretty straight forward action. Other than very in your face gestures, sometimes I don't pick up on the subtle hints of other guys.