You fuck a couple of guys on your desk top and suddenly your desktop becomes a magnet for pubic hairs. Why is that. Having someone on my desktop leads to a thorough cleaning with a disinfectant afterwards, so why do pubic hairs not get the message. If anyone were to notice my pattern, when they walked into my office the following morning and wondered why things were straightened up, and had a clean smell to the place, they would know that the evening before, I had someone laid out across my desk, as I fucked them to orgasm.
So where the fuck to all the pubic hairs still show up from.
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What I found the funniest about this is when i did a search for "pubic hairs on a desk" the second page of images included Pamela Anderson, Guy Fieri, and John Travolta, very odd collection of people to included on an off the wall search.
I say they're your pubes. Unless you disinfect after a solo session. If you do, then maybe pubes hide during the day and plant themselves only at night.
ReplyDeleteTwoLives, are you saying some pube seeds or maybe pube spores sprouted after the cleaning and disinfecting? HAHAHAAA.
ReplyDeleteJack, in your jest, you have stated what I think is happening.
ReplyDeleteSolve the prob by only fucking dude who are shaved. But then, Amtop, you are on hairy dude - you'd need to shave yourself! Then you wouldn't have to worry about pubes popping up....
ReplyDeleteAnd then there's the occasional pubic hair stuck between your teeth
ReplyDeleteToo funny! If we worked together, I'd walk by your desk every morning... and give you the 'nice job wink' on tidy days ;-)
ReplyDelete33, you gave me a funny idea! If I worked w/ Amtop, I'd get to work before he did, put a pube on his desk, just to fuck with him! lol
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