Cum in Space

I wonder if anyone has ever cum in space. I imagine that the American astronauts have so much training that they have very little time and or privacy once in space. There have been seven people who are considered "space tourist" as of now, and if you spend twenty million dollars to travel to space are you going to jack off once your there?

So there is the privacy issue, the clean up issue, the zero g's issue, and probably a whole slew of other issues that I can't even imagine at this time. Human nature being what it is, I bet someone has jacked off in space.

DOMA - let's make it really what they want, and here's how.

DOMA and the people that support it say that marriage is between a man and woman, the main reason for this distinction is the the for the procreation of the human race, aka children. So here is what we do, we make marriage 100% about the children, so no tax or health benefits for the the parental units. From the point of view of the IRS, they will look exactly like a single people. Companies will not offer spouses, partners, significant others, or any type of pairing between consenting adults for, any type of health insurance or company benefits for the same reason. Most tax or health benefits that are being removed from the individual biological incubators, aka parents, will be bestowed upon the children direct.

Here is the best part, if a legal marriage does not result in the pregnancy of the female of the pair, within a twenty-four month time frame from the date of the marriage, the marriage will automatically be annulled. The same goes for a marriage where there are children, when the youngest child reaches the age of eighteen.

This way, everything is equal for everyone, and the children are cared for by parents who want to be parents, and want to be together with one another. Think of what this would do to the divorce rate, it would plummet to zero. Businesses would have that extra cash on hand to expand their business and hire more people, and thus the economy would be strengthened.

PROBLEM SOLVED!


On a totally different note:

Sunday is the last day of the Tour de France, but the winner is going to be determined in todays mountain stage, or tomorrows time trial stage. So look at this image and realize that no one in the TdF look like this in the least, except in my "porn world" where everyone is just a hairs breath away from being naked and/or about to be fucked by my cock (being naked is not a requirement for me fucking you.)

Is this a Fetish?

I've always had to look at guys that where their boots like this. I don't know what it is about this, but seeing boots like this on a guys like this just makes it easier to stare at him. I'm not jacking off to the boots, it's just that I like looking at them.

Online Porn - fast forwarding through the sex

I may be unusual in this aspect, but when I watch online porn, if there is dialog I'm watching and listening, when the mood shifts and its just grunts and groans as they getting into the sex, I'll fast forward. I don't know why, but I would rather hear what two guys are going to do with one another than to actually sit through watching them do things to one another.

Cause really, you see a cock go in, you see it come out, you see it go back in, it doesn't change shape, it's not like a rabbit is going to come out attached to the guys cock, it's the same motion over and over again. My own cock it totally different, I can sit and watch it go in and out of a guys ass for hours upon hours; it's there, it's not there; it's there it's not there; that shit can't get old. Watching someone else on a tiny little screen on my monitor, just is not the same, and I will fast forward through it.

I like the above image because as the top is pounding away at the bottom, you can see the force ripples of pleasure travel from the ass towards the spine and up the back. I'm pretty sure that the bottom guy is speechless with pleasure, not like in porn where it's just a simple in and out, and don't shake the bed.

Cum

One of the first guys that I messed around with liked it when I would cum on his chest, as he worked himself to a climax. Part of his working would be to take some of my cum from his chest and put it on his upper lip. I asked about this after we were finished and he said the smell of another guys cum was something that helped him get off, but he didn't like the taste of cum and didn't want the smell of cum after he had nutted.

This is totally different from the guy that sucks my cock when ever I ask. This guy takes my cum when I'm buried in his throat, he likes it when I jack it right into his mouth, likes to suck it right out of my cock, anyway he can get it. Me on the other hand, I have tasted my cum, but its not something that I need or want to do every time. Me being on my back with my cock over my head, the idea was that I would cum, it would hit my face and or mouth, it would all occur in the heat of the moment, and I would see how that goes. It just ended up hitting my chest and getting caked into my chest hairs.

For me cum seems to be something that gets into a mouth in the heat of the moment, afterwards, it's just not the same.

I find it really hot to feed a guy my cum, so I'm glad that not all guys are like me in that aspect, but I suspect that there are just as many guys like me that aren't eager to taste or eat cum.

The above image is my cum after it hit the desk in front of me as I write this, part of me would like to just bend down and slurp it up in one gulp, the other part of me says that's not going to happen.

Convention

I recently attended a convention filled with potential business, in a small town. Going there I had the fantasy of several of the men whose profession all aligned, were away from their wives, in a hotel in a small town and that someone would designate a room for the orgy. There were several candidates that would probably trip someones gaydar, mine would have to come with a laser pointer and a paint gun for me to even come close to knowing who would be inclined to be part of an all male orgy. So needless to say the fantasy remained a fantasy, though I suspect that something like this is going on, and maybe next year I'll get the invite.

So being stuck in my room, and after seeing this photo over the Scott's Str8Jocktalking blog, and being naked one thing lead to another and I thought "I could give this a try."

Well, I found out a few things about this, I'm not that limber, so even though I was on the headboard with my legs halfway up the wall, unless I wanted to break my neck, or back the best I could do was let the cum get all in my chest hair. The second thing I didn't like about this position was that my balls seemed to have disappeared as they went to either side of my cock shaft, so I bet from a different advantage point I looked like a eunuch (you can see this happening in the photo also.) The third thing I didn't like about this was having to clean cum from my chest, it really is like a gel and just matted all my hair. I bet I could have styled my chest hair into some shape, though a shower did finally remove all of it.

Would I do this again? Yes, if there was another guy there, I would have had a nice clean access to his cock and ass, as would he to my cock and ass, and I wouldn't have the issue with cum on my chest hair.

Get out and Ride

If your lucky you might see sights like above.

More TdF (that means Tour de France)

The Tour de France is twenty-one days of racing with two rest days, which the best comparison is like running a marathon or more every day for an entire month, so the guys are in great shape.

The strategy is the part that I like, where there are twenty-one teams, with nine members on each team. Some team members are selected simply because they are the same size as the team leader, and are basically riding the leaders spare bike, so it the leader needs it the guys has to stand on the side of the road till the team car comes along.

There is a lot of strategy working within the team and between the teams, but at the end of the race there is only going to be one person in the yellow jersey at the top of the podium. So it has the best of team sports, with the action of individual sports, and a lot of personalities and rivals.

And if you ride in many TdF's, you get legs like George Hincapie's below, and I don't know what the hell is going on there. It might be that his legs are growing their own brain, or the blood vessels have expanded to get blood to his leg muscles. Which ever the case, it's just something that happens at the end of a long and hard ride, but never for me personally.

Rim Job

I've done a few things with guys, but the rim job is one of the things that I'm not sure I would like doing  that much, and haven't performed this on anyone, but kinda might do it at some point in the future.

On one hand, eating out a guys ass seems like it might be an exciting thing to do, but what I have to over come is the mental image of the ass that I have had all of my life. The ass is a utilitarian area of the body, any pleasure that is derived from stimulation of the anus area is not so much a sin, as playing with fire, or in this case shit. So on the surface, I really don't want to put my tongue in the same chute as where shit passed through just recently.

Reading things online, I know that there are guys out there that would drop their face into a guys ass if only asked, right then and there, no questions about condition, just and ass and a tongue. I on the other hand would have to ask questions, make sure the place is clean, and I think it would be like me as a kid trying to eat my vegetables, I may not like it at first, I'm going to make a face while doing it, and I may not do it a second time.

So is this going to be my:
fried okra, would eat that shit anytime if put in front of me, or
green beans, good to eat, but basically just because I know I need to eat greens, or
lima beans, get that shit away from me, never going down that road again.

Is it okay to pour a little chocolate sauce on a guys ass?
Is it okay to tell the guy, hell no, you stink like a public toilet?
Is it okay to stop if your tongue hits something odd?
Is this something that I find I like, or something I just do to convince the guy my cock needs to be in his ass?

A lot of questions, so I need to do some hands on research, I will get back on this at some point in the future.

Blow Jobs, what I like about them

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More TDF

My problem with the word 'GAY'

Yesterday, I was watch the "Perform this Way" parody video by Weird Al on youtube, which led me to the original version by Lady Gaga, which led me to her other song "Telephone" which led me to the Army guys, doing their version of of the video while in Iraq or Afghanistan, which lead me to the Australian Navy making a video for "I'm on a Boat" (which is really funny, though I had never heard the song before,) which led me to the video above which got me reading the comments, that started this whole post.

The comment in question reads; "Am the only one who thinks maybe one these guys is hiding something? ;) Not that there is anything wrong with that! love whatchin them shake it." 


I'm just as guilty as the person who posted the comment, that when you see a group of guys doing things that we as a society deem as un-masculine, then there must be a gay element there. This is where, I wish, the word   gay would go from meaning "a homosexual male or female," back to "jovial or happy, good spirited." cause the guys by the later definition are very gay.

And now for a little "white man's overbite"

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Bi-Curious, I'm way beyond that now

I might have labeled myself bi-curious a few months ago, but since then I've been swimming in the deep end of the pool and sometimes wonder if I can't get enough? I think that I was a single guy right now I would have a different guy or guys (couples that both want my cock are pretty hot) every night of the week, and part of me wonders if that would be a bad thing, I know my dick would be happy with all that attention. Part of me wants to give my cock free rein to go out in the world and fuck anyone that smiles in its general direction, yet part me just wants to stay home. I've thought about getting one of those kits, that makes a dildo copy of my cock, so maybe I could have the best of both worlds, any takers?

Fantasy vs Reality

The fantasy is to be out and about somewhere, and come across a scene where a good looking guy is on his knees give a blowjob to another goodlooking guy. As they spy me walking up to them, they nod in my direction for me to join them, as I pull out may cock and start getting hard. Walking into this duo with my rock hard cock and when close enough the guy reaches for my cock as he guides it into his mouth.

Thats the fantasy, the reality is that if there were two guys messing around with one another in a semi-public place, chances are that they would by most standards be considered ugly. That social norms would kick in and they would be embarrassed, and start to cover up and act like nothing was going on.

So I will sit back and enjoy the photo and let my mind wonder to a place where fantasy happens all the time, as my left hand reaches down to my crotch feeling the outline of my cock through my slacks. Moving my cock to one side as it snakes down my left pants leg so that I can feel my balls slide around inside my nut sack, and press down along the length of my cock, Stopping only when the constraints of my slacks becomes a such a physical presence that the pleasure is not longer there, only to wait for blood to leave my cock to start the process all over again. I know that when I make it to a toilet that there is going to be huge precum pool in my shorts and long string between there and the tip of my cock. I'll put as much of that precum on my finger to bring to my mouth and know that fantasy can have a real effect on reality.

Social Stigma

If you were to totally remove all social stigmas from the act of putting a cock shaped object into the anal cavity of a male on this planet, you would find that a great majority of said male population would find great stimulation in such act.

I wonder if anyone has ever done a study of monkey, suppling them with monkey shaped dildos and seeing if they use them for their intended or if your a staunch Christian, unintended purpose? My mind suddenly went off on a tangent imagining a troop of monkey, all with dildos up their ass. Got to think of something else quickly.

Tour de France Starts Tomorrow

the tour starts tomorrow, and while there is no Lance in the race this year, it is still the Tour de France, so if you only know of the tour because of Lance, watch it this year because it's the tour of goddamm france.

There are always the beautiful shots of France, and then there are the bikers, and if you like NASCAR for the wreaks, then there are those also. The most boring day of the race ever, was on the 16th day of the 1982 tour when protesting farmers blocked the road with their equipment, and the riders were at a dead stop.

If you watch the long version, in the early morning, you will see the peloton (French work for the pack of bikers) pull to the side of the road, as the riders pull out their cocks, and piss while still astride their bikes. Yes it is a group piss, and there are cameras everywhere, though they don't intend to show anything explicit, there is little modesty when this occurs.

The ones to watch this year are the brothers, Frank and Andy Schleck.