Oscar Night

The Oscar Awards is happening tomorrow night and the most exciting thing I can think of for the night is to wonder if it the statue is going be entering any of the winners orifices after the excitement of the evening has worn down. Get a little hand sanitizer rubbed all over the little golden guy, get some lube rubbed till the excitement and anticipation is there, and see where you could stick his head, and how far. I would think this kind of thing happens more than the Academy would care to know about.

With the amount of pics on the internet, I've seen things that sometimes I wish I had never seen, and I bet there is someone on this planet that could take old oscar up the rear, starting with the base. Why someone would, I don't know, but humans have been sticking things into their ass since the dawn of time, and little oscar would be but a pebble on that brown road.

Nice Bike

What's the first thing that catches your eye in a photo like the one above?

If it's the brand of bike, or the style of gloves, or the name on his jersey on his left shoulder, or that the style of helmet that he is wearing is about 10 years out of style, over the slight bulge that he is about to park on the seat between his spread eagle legs. I for one wasn't familiar with the "Fort" brand of bikes before seeing this image, while seeing guys like this straddle their bikes I see all the time. So yes I'm promoting the sport of bicycling here with benefit of being able to see guys junk, and when you ride with a group of guys, it's pretty much mandatory that you have to stare at the ass on the saddle that is just in front of you, If you want other ass to stare at, speed up or drop back, they come in all shapes. I prefer the firm ones on solid thighs below a trim waist, not necessarily because I want to do anything sexual with it, but because the human body, kept in shape, is generally a thing of beauty.

Lucky Me?

When I fuck a guy, while I change positions several times, it usually ends with him on his back with his ass up as far as possible, with me on top getting the maximum force and pressure in all the right spots for both of us. While in this position, I can see the pleasure that the bottom is going through with ever thrust of my cock into their ass, and sometimes I want that feeling also.  I've talked with a few guys about the feeling, and while they describe it as best they can, it really comes down to something that you have to experience first hand. Also know that practice is an important step in being a bottom, I have some alone time at the office and was thinking about pulling out the old 8.5" phallus and giving it the old college try. Before that actually occurred, the masturbation that I had been doing for half hour that I was debating this with myself when over the hill and I came, so no phallus was brought out.

A few hours later, feeling horny again, I decided that this was time to go pull out the phallus and play around with it. First thing I did was to clean myself out, so I was walking between my office and restroom nearby without my pants on, no biggie as no one was around, and not expected to be around. Then back to my office, all clean and raring to go, look on the shelf where I have kept the phallus in a decoy box, and it wasn't there.

Now my office isn't that big and it could only be in three, maybe four locations and after checking those locations multiple times I was about ready to give up. Now mind you that this entire time was searching my office wearing only what I was born with, sporting an erection that was slowly going to nothing. So then the unthinkable happened, someone came in the front door. How fast can a person get dressed, you might be surprised what article of clothing is not necessary to give the appearance of being fully clothed, just don't make me stand up.

I'm also surprised when blood is pumping through my veins that I can hear, and my hair stands on end, and sweat beads form on my forehead, and no one notices. I'm lucking in that if I had my phallus where I thought it was, it would have been in my ass when the person walked into my office, as it was, my nakedness was covered by office furniture, and no one seemed to be the wiser. Now the question is where the hell have I misplaced an 8.5" phallus.

The Two Faces of Channing Tatum

I normally wouldn't have just a simple face pic on here, but this guy, Channing Tatum, has a very intriguing face. Looking at his face pic got me thinking about left and right side of peoples face and how different each side is from one another. So what I did was to take his face pic and split it down the middles and recomposed his left and right sides as face pics in their own right, the results are below. When you do this you clearly see how someone can look very different depending on how they are viewed, and I mean this on many different levels as well.

Also he has been working in movies for just over six years, so it's nice to see that he is finally getting his "over night success" with his acting career, and I'm guessing that he is more than just a pretty face.

Left side of his face mirrored          Right side of his face mirrored

It Has Finally Happened

The other day looking at my blog feed of the blogs that I follow, I see a cock that I recognize. Not in the sense that I've seen it on in a porn, or from a creator of pornography, no. More in the sense of saying to myself, I've have that cock in my mouth.

I know the guy that the cock is attached to and we have meet on several different occasions, and he tells me that he really likes my cock as he won't let it out of his mouth till it becomes so sensitive after I've cum that I basically have to force him off my cock. He knows how to handle my cock and take me to the balls, I really like that, also he's a nice guy.

I'm not planning on telling him this, because it's already out there and pointing attention to it would only make the situation worse. The only advice that I could give anyone is to make your pics look okay at thumbnail size so that when they get bigger, they're blurry and no one would want to look at them. This means that if you use a high resolution camera to take a pic of your cock, edit that photo down to under 50k in size,  and make if blurry. This does two things, no one wants to see it bigger, and  much like older TV personalities blurring the camera, it makes you look better when someone has to use their imagination to fill in the fuzzy spots. So go ahead and do that, it will make your dick seem longer, your age seem younger and you'll look like you did in college. But not to much if you secretly want to become a reluctant internet porn star.

O, and I'm never going to give any hint here which pic it was other than to say, it was the one with the guy and his cock in the middle of the frame, you've probably already seen it, it's a nice cock. Also at 7.5 inches, it's a nice size, we're usually the two tops in a threesome, where he has first dibs, to pave the way for my cock. I also like to rub his slightly hairy ass, and feel his balls swing back and forth as he goes in and out of the bottom.

Fun and Games on the Beach

It's all fun and games till someone gets a finger in their ass.