Lucky Me?

When I fuck a guy, while I change positions several times, it usually ends with him on his back with his ass up as far as possible, with me on top getting the maximum force and pressure in all the right spots for both of us. While in this position, I can see the pleasure that the bottom is going through with ever thrust of my cock into their ass, and sometimes I want that feeling also.  I've talked with a few guys about the feeling, and while they describe it as best they can, it really comes down to something that you have to experience first hand. Also know that practice is an important step in being a bottom, I have some alone time at the office and was thinking about pulling out the old 8.5" phallus and giving it the old college try. Before that actually occurred, the masturbation that I had been doing for half hour that I was debating this with myself when over the hill and I came, so no phallus was brought out.

A few hours later, feeling horny again, I decided that this was time to go pull out the phallus and play around with it. First thing I did was to clean myself out, so I was walking between my office and restroom nearby without my pants on, no biggie as no one was around, and not expected to be around. Then back to my office, all clean and raring to go, look on the shelf where I have kept the phallus in a decoy box, and it wasn't there.

Now my office isn't that big and it could only be in three, maybe four locations and after checking those locations multiple times I was about ready to give up. Now mind you that this entire time was searching my office wearing only what I was born with, sporting an erection that was slowly going to nothing. So then the unthinkable happened, someone came in the front door. How fast can a person get dressed, you might be surprised what article of clothing is not necessary to give the appearance of being fully clothed, just don't make me stand up.

I'm also surprised when blood is pumping through my veins that I can hear, and my hair stands on end, and sweat beads form on my forehead, and no one notices. I'm lucking in that if I had my phallus where I thought it was, it would have been in my ass when the person walked into my office, as it was, my nakedness was covered by office furniture, and no one seemed to be the wiser. Now the question is where the hell have I misplaced an 8.5" phallus.