So over the weekend I was catching up on a lot of stuff and came discovered that the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has a "Zombie Task Force." The idea behind this is that people, in general, are more scared of imaginary disasters, than real disasters, and will be better prepared. I also think this is because that real disasters are much slower in coming and can clearly be seen; were like a deer in headlights, unable or to stupid to move. Well anyway after I spent a few moments thinking about a zombie apocalypse, and what I would do, I finished up my back log of stuff and went on my merry way.
Then Sunday night "The Walking Dead" episode came on and opened up the zombie band-aid again for the weekend. One of the characters was / is pregnant and got me thinking about about how one would go about satisfying that need for sexual human contact after a zombie apocalypse starts. I['m guess that if people are thinking of sex it would be for procreation more so than for recreation, so would I disappear from the group to find some alone time to just jack one out in the wild.
This lead to my dream / nightmare, where I was sitting on a log in a quiet forest away from the other survivors of the zombie apocalypse, when I'm about to cum, and a zombie is right on top of me. My worst nightmare is to become a zombie with cum and lube on my cock, my pants down around my ankles, and having to be killed by a fellow survivor in a state like that. Maybe it's something from my childhood that playing with my cock is going to get me killed and humiliated after death. Dying while putting up a noble fight to a zombie is one thing, but to be caught with your pants down, masturbating something entirely different. The worst part would be that the zombie would probable eat or just rip off my cock.
So the best thing to do is to go to the cdcfoundation.org/zombies site get the preparation kit, and be prepared for those motherfuckers, and get them before they get you. You would also be prepared for all sorts of other disasters that are much more common if you followed these steps, so I think it's some sort of trick by the CDC to get people prepared, or maybe they know something that we don't.