A park ranger, a sheriff, and a police officer walk behind behind a bar. Sounds like the start of a joke, but as the image above shows more of the start of a sexual fantasy. I think the park ranger on the left is going to be getting the long end of the stick, and it looks like the other two can't wait for things to start.
While this has never happened to me, nor probably never will, I did have an encounter with a sheriff recently. Wasn't like most people would think, I was in a position of power, talking with another person who brought the sheriff into the conversation. So I heard a few of the stories that no sheriff would ever want to admit to, but happens all the time. It wasn't sexual in any way, it was about being preemptive with people who are prone to big officers of the law trouble.
The point is that he smelled like the guy I wrote about in a "The Smell of a Man", and I was tempted to make some sort of advance. The problem was I'm not sure if I have the balls to do that, there were several other people around, and on top of that it's not even a fantasy I have. Though I will admit a man in a uniform makes that man better looking that not being in a uniform.
After seeing the photo above, I now have a fantasy of walking into a situation where three guys in uniforms are about to start getting nasty with one another and sit back and enjoy the show.
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