My initial thoughts are that anyone that can deep throat my cock, has some mad skills, cause I tried with this thing and the back of my throat hurts right now.
So in the next few days I'm going to take this baby for a spin and I would like to have a similar experience that I've given to other guys. Then try out the real thing after that.
The thing that does suck about this is the packaging. If I just put it in the trash, is clear that cock shaped object was inside this plastic container. The package is recyclable, but putting it in the recycle bin gets the same results. My option was to cut the packaging into bits no bigger than the size of the head of my cock, and divide the parts into three piles and drop them into trash and recycle bins in three different counties. Now no one is going to suspect that I just bought an 8" dildo to shove up my ass.
Keep us posted on this. I've tried with almost zero success with toys in the back door.
ReplyDeleteAnything much bigger than a plastic cigar tube doesn't seem to get past the door man.
Best of luck with THAT beast.
Oh, I'm totally jealous that you have 69 followers....and not just because the number 69 is funny.
Can I help you test it out? :-)
ReplyDeleteI'd have left the packaging intact. Have you seen some of the hunks picking up the garbage? And they have to be at work by 4 am so you don't have to fix breakfast!
ReplyDeleteI like that its a man of color going up your ass. Where do you hide that thing?
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I've put the thing in a box on a shelf behind my desk, easy access, but no one would have any need to look in the box.
ReplyDeleteAs for tearing up the package, I don't want anyone to know that I have this thing, not even a hunky garbage man. So lets just keep this a secret between you and me. I may have time this evening to see how it fits.
Despite being a mostly out queer (at least online) I don't really like evidence of my toys in my trash, either. One thing you can do is just take it with you next time you go buy gas and dump it in the trash cans near the gas pumps. just place it in a small paper bag and nobody will be the wiser.
ReplyDeleteAlso, perhaps not really a point, but I don't consider what you show in the picture to be a "dildo". I consider those "dongs"- dongs being lifelike replicas of a cock. Dildos are used for the same purpose but aren't replicas of cocks. They're just cylindrical with a tapered end.
A butt plug may be a better toy toy of choice. Slowly working up to a big dildo.
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