Batman

This is true.

and if you look like this please wear batman underwear like the guy above. Unlike the guy at the gas station recently that was too old, fat, slobby, ugly, and much more with the batman waistband peeking out above his cut-off shorts. From the front, his belly hid the waistband, from the side and rear, it was easily seen and more. But ignore all of that and just picture the bat logo above and reaching for it.