I'm a little more suave this time, I now the guys who want anything and everything stuck up their ass. I know that the reality is that 99% of the guys online I never want to meet in person, but its fun to chat with them and tell them things that I've never mentioned to another living soul, kind of like some form a therapy.
Things that amaze me about online hookup sites:
- The willingness of some guys to meet a total stranger and let them fuck the shit out of them.
- The odd fetishes that people have, one guy wants me to shit in his mouth. I think the only time I would even think of shitting in a persons mouth is if I saw a guy use a puppy to kill an innocent child, while spouting demonic things, and he was going to kill me next, but I had something that killed him first, then I might consider shitting on his lifeless corpse.
- how many times do I have to say no to this guy? Take a hint, "no" means "get the fuck away from me."
- Just because your online right now and want my cock, I will not drive across town to meet a stranger just to have ten minutes of pleasure. Exception: if you have not teeth and a thirty year old body, I would probably waive that rule.
- Chatting with a guy for a long while, things seem to be moving forward, there might be a meeting at some point in the near future, then they delete their profile. WTF
So bottom line, I've got a profile, and I'm checking out guys being all voyeuristic and shit.

lol - i commented when you deleted your profile that it might not last very long.
ReplyDeletei guess we both think with the little head and enjoy the chase on-line.
sounds like you are getting the best of both - some regular guys and some one-time chat or new experiences - so for it - its all good.