The comment the other day from Hornyfather about driving and jacking and cleaning up after yourself got me thinking about swallowing my own semen. Several weeks ago I did just that for the first time. Not like before, where I had it in the palm of my hand and felt like I was a kid being force to eat a vegetable that I just knew that I wouldn't like. The more recent tasting was to find the subtleties of my cum, with flavor, texture and aftertaste. The results after several tastings is that what you put into your body has a big influence on the taste. A little research tells me that beer drinkers are going to have the best tasting semen. Mine on the other hand tends to taste like the supplements that I use while riding, as I tend to jack off more after a long ride. Maybe it's my own experience or my experience tainted by "Bull Durham" but the sexual release of semen prior to an athletic event saps my energy for the event.
While doing a bit of online research for std's transmission through ingestion of semen from a guy, it's easy to develop a sense of paranoia. It's almost got me to the point where I'm going seal myself in a sterile environment and tell all you fuckers to leave me the fuck alone. There are so many std's out there, that if you only worry about the one or two big ones; Hep, and HIV, then your missing out on all the small ones. The ones that give you a rash for a day or so, the ones that give you the symptoms of a cold and go away on their own.
Why isn't there an std that gives you something positive, like x-ray vision, or the ability to read minds? No, they all do damage to your cells in one way or another. If it wasn't for the fact that humans have been fucking anything and everything since the dawn of time, and we're still here, I would consider giving up all sexual contact with other humans, but we're pretty resilient.
It wouldn't surprise me to find out that I may have had sexual contact with a guy, that was with a guy, that was with a guy, that was with a girl, that was with a guy, who one night while alone and horny in the sheep barn as a teenager had a novel idea instead of just simply jacking off. To be less subtle; he takes his teenage rock hard cock and shoves it into the ass end of the sheep till his seed erupts from his cock into the ass of the now traumatized sheep.
"Why isn't there an std that gives you something positive, like x-ray vision, or the ability to read minds?"
ReplyDeleteNow that's some funny shit.
Now that I've had some time to think about it, if an std were to give you some super power, then everyone would be having unprotected sex, just for that possibility. So I think some geneticist should start working on that.
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