Once in college, I was making coffee in the studio and several people were going to share the coffee with me. As we poured the coffee, one guy had added sugar and needs to stir. He picked a large diameter pencil I had on the desk and started to stir. I saw what he was doing and caught him before he put the pencil into his coffee. I told him that it was dirty and I could get him a spoon. His comment as he put the pencil into his coffee was " unless it's been up your but, it's okay."
At that point I couldn't very well tell him that that is exactly why I was trying to stop him from using that pencil to stir his coffee, so I kept quiet. He didn't get sick or anything, and I never used that pencil in my ass again, it had been tainted with his coffee.
Not really a turn-on, just kind of gross, and really funny.
ReplyDeleteDude, that's funny shit. Really? Did that happen? I think you might be pulling my leg.
ReplyDeleteOh, if you ever come to my house, don't touch the sharpie marker.
Terrific story - we all have situations where the truth is unbelievable and funny as hell - but remains secret for ever (almost).
ReplyDeleteTom from Cleveland
Someone said, you can't make this stuff up! Thanks for the laugh1
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