My Life of Crime?

Saw this body suit at at .com web site, things4fun. I would imagine that most people who read blogs like mine would think about how this could be used in some sort of sexual play, being anonymous, or something like that. I saw it and the first think I thought of was; I could become a super villain. Being almost inviable after dark, while planning that diamond heist.

For a few second there I had planned the perfect crime, the suit would contain all my dna, leaving no trace elements. I would wear shoes bigger or larger to throw off any footprint I would leave. I would carry some extra weight for the footprint depths, but also if I was spotted for any reason. But then I realize that I like my daytime job to much to jeopardize it for a few shiny stones, so it remains a passing fantasy.