I had a second trip out of town to another city, this time for a party of a friend of my wifes. The couple in question is a lesbian couple, so my mind was racing with all the possible stereo types and cliches that can fit a lesbian couple having a pool party. Thinking that most of the people there would be of the same sex attraction type of people, in a pool half naked anyway.
So my fantasy was that my wife or someone else would bring up the congressman and his tweet pic and my wife would mention, as she has before, that she wonders why everyone is calling that a large penis. At this point in the conversation the fantasy would be that several guys would suddenly become interested in the size of my cock, and try to get a peek at the size of my cock. It continued with turning them down, one after the other till finally I say that if its okay with my wife, I can show you. At this point in the fantasy everyone was going to be on the tipsy side of drunk with lower inhibitions, and my cock was going to exposed, fondled and eventually find it's way into a throat of a willing participant.
That was the fantasy, the reality was just like everyday life. There were husbands and wifes with their children, and if there were any gay guys there, and there might have I couldn't tell. I think my gaydar is about as helpful in pointing out gay guys, as a flashlight is to a blind guy. Hell, if I saw a guy just finish blowing another cock, and he told me he wasn't gay I would believe him, though it probably wouldn't stop me from grabbing the back of his head and guiding his mouth onto my cock.

I'm with you. I have no gaydar either, except for possibly the stereotypical signs. Even when I see those signs, I do not assume.
ReplyDelete35 y/o and never used CL. ever! all these years i've depended on only my gaydar and it's almost never failed me. for me it's all about the seduction of a "str8" dude. i enjoy the seduction almost as much as the actual sex. probably a power thing. but i love to "figure people out." i've honed my skills over the years and i just love the "dancing" involved. yep....just a manipulative asshole here. ha!
ReplyDeletecheers!
rugbysex: I wonder how many guys that you may have pegged with your gaydar, that until you approached them, they had never considered doing anything with another guy.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you consider a fair exchange for you teaching me some of your technique?